if (lost) { 
    Grand Central Starport is located at 343 Leigh Av, San Jose.  It
    has a rock garden in front (the white picket fence is gone), green
    paint, and is bigger than it looks from the street.  

    if (using(280)) {
        Take the Bascom/Leigh exit from 280 (it's just South of
        I880/CA17), head North on Leigh (i.e. toward the "center" of
        San Jose).  There will be a stop sign at Scott (the first
        major cross street apart from the frontage roads, one of which
        you will have exitted onto) and a light at W. San Carlos (the
        next cross street after Scott).  343 is the 4th house *before*
        W. San Carlos on the left, which is the only side on which
        you're permitted to park.
    } else if (using(880)) {
	Get off 880 on Stevens Creek/W. San Carlos and head East.
	Turn Right on Leigh and find a place to park.  343 is the 4th
	house from W. San Carlos on the right.
    } else if (taking(bus)) {
        W. San Carlos is on several major bus routes.  Get off at Leigh
	Avenue: there's a light, a strip mall on the N. side and a gas station
	on the S. side.  343 is the 4th house on the right going South.
    }

    if (parking_left_on(Leigh) == 0) {
       Go on across W. San Carlos and park in the shopping center lot.
    }
    if (really_lost) call( (408)294-6492 );
}