High Barratry
Lyrics Copyright 2004 Stephen Savitzky.  CC by-nc-sa/4.0.
  \ttto{High Barbary (trad)}


This really needs an introduction that mentions both The SCO Group, originally
a Linux distributor called Caldera that changed their name when they got
delusions of grandure and started suing their customers over bogus IP claims,
and barratry, which is what they were doing.
Of a company called S-C-O, the tale I'll briefly tell
With G-P-L, our software all is free
Who turned their hands to barratry when software wouldn't sell
Sailing through the legal straits of High Barratry

``And are you selling Linux or old Unixware?'' said we
With GPL, our software all is free
We're the owners of all Unix come demanding of our fee!
Sailing through the legal straits of High Barratry

You've stolen code from System V and given it away
With GPL, our software all is free
So buy licences for Linux, or we'll sue and make you pay
Sailing through the legal straits of High Barratry

They first sued IBM over a million lines of code
With GPL, our software all is free
Though a subroutine or two from BSD was all they showed
Sailing through the legal straits of High Barratry

Well, RedHat sued them next so they went gunning for Novell
With GPL, our software all is free
Autozone and Daimler-Chrysler soon were on their list as well
Sailing through the legal straits of High Barratry

Then lawsuit and lawsuit we fought for many a day
With GPL, our software all is free
'Till the research done at Groklaw blew their cases clean away
Sailing through the legal straits of High Barratry

Oh, please buy us out, the SCOundrels made their plea
With GPL, our software all is free
But the buyout that they'll get is in a court of bankruptcy
Sailing through the legal straits of High Barratry

And oh, it was a sorry thing to hear them rant and roar
With GPL, our software all is free
With their options underwater as their stock sank through the floor
Sailing through the legal straits of High Barratry

Though they started as Caldera selling Linux long ago
With GPL, our software all is free
Soon a huge volcanic crater will be all that's left of SCO
Sailing through the legal straits of High Barratry




(From Wikipedia, the free
encyclopedia.) 

    Two legal concepts go by the name barratry: one in criminal and civil law, the
    other in admiralty law. 


    In criminal law, barratry is the act or practice of bringing repeated legal
    actions solely to harass. Usually, the actions brought lack merit. This action
    has been declared a crime in some jurisdictions. 


    In admiralty law, barratry is a fraudulent act committed by a master or crew
    of a vessel which damages the vessel or its cargo, including desertion,
    illegal scuttling, and theft of the ship or cargo. 


So if you sell your cargo in the Barbados, pocket the loot, and tell the
ship's owner that the pirates got it, that's barratry.


The company currently going by the name of ``The SCO Group'' was once a Linux
distributor called ``Caldera''; they changed their name after buying what they
claim are the rights to the Unix operating system from the Santa Cruz
Operation, which apparently bought the distribution rights to Unix System V
from Novell, who in turn bought it from AT&T.  Confused yet?  So were they.
Somehow they imagined that this gave them control over every piece of code
that someone else had once added (as a separate module) to a version of Unix
and then later added, independently, to a version of Linux.  They then
proceeded to demand a license fee for the commercial use of Linux.
Ironically, they continued to offer Linux source code, as required by the
General Public License (GPL), for free on their FTP site.


At the time this song is being written the various cases are still in
litigation; the horrible details can be found at Pamela Jones' excellent blog,
groklaw.net.  But IBM's lawyers aren't called
the Nazgul for nothing, and the same Internet-based techniques developed for
free software projects are highly effective at organizing anything from an
impromptu picnic to an informal but highly effective legal research team.  The
SCO Group is widely expected to end up roughly as it began, as a Caldera.


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